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Rachel Porter

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Rachel Porter is a writer, editor, educator, and musician who lives in Brooklyn. In her spare time, she collects plastic dinosaurs, eats tortilla-based foods, and contemplates tropes. She co-manages and writes humor pieces for www.excusethebananas.com.

May 8, 2017

GOP Leaders Interpret the Bible as if Human Nature Were a Pre-Existing Condition

by Rachel Porter
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The Catcaller Prepares to Hibernate for the Winter

by Rachel Porter

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An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor

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