Romans 3:23

For all have been sick and fall short of the coverage requirements for the American Health Care Act.

1 John 1:8

If you say you have no sickness, you deceive yourselves, and the right to continue living is not in you. If you confess that you are sick, we forgive you, but you will be shunted into a high-risk pool. Sorry, we can’t do anything about that; it’s for your own good.

Jeremiah 17:9

The heart is desperately sick; who can heal it? Definitely not any of the doctors in your vicinity; they only accept patients with insurance. Better leave it to God.

Romans 6:23

For the wages of sickness is death, but the expensive gift of the GOP is extended life for those in the highest tax brackets.

Psalm 51:5

Behold, you were brought forth in iniquity, and in sin did your mother conceive you; therefore neither of you shall be provided health coverage for the duration of your lives.

John 10:10

Obamacare came only to steal our hard-earned inheritances from our wealthy forefathers and destroy our small businesses. The AHCA came that those who are wealthy may have life and have it abundantly.

John 3:16

For Republicans so loved the United States that they passed a health care bill, that whoever has enough privilege should not perish but have a longer life than anyone poorer and sicker than them.

Romans 5:8

But Trump shows his love for the United States in that while he was still president, millions of sick people died as a result of his policies.