“You must have taken a whole hour just to make up your face.”
“You don’t have to be beautiful to turn me on.”
“Maybe you’re just like my mother.”
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“You must have taken a whole hour just to make up your face.”
“You don’t have to be beautiful to turn me on.”
“Maybe you’re just like my mother.”