Spitty the Camel
Mr. Shingles
Julius ‘n’ Ethel
Joseph Gerbils
Foamy the Rabid Puma
Ann Eurysm
“Kurtz”
Theodora the Old-Time Saloon Whore
Wylie Von Footfetish
Big Disease-Carrying Bird
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Spitty the Camel
Mr. Shingles
Julius ‘n’ Ethel
Joseph Gerbils
Foamy the Rabid Puma
Ann Eurysm
“Kurtz”
Theodora the Old-Time Saloon Whore
Wylie Von Footfetish
Big Disease-Carrying Bird