Bird common cold
Bird seasonal affective disorder
Bird mononucleosis
Bird chronic fatigue syndrome
Bird subacute carbon monoxide poisoning
Bird dengue fever
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Bird common cold
Bird seasonal affective disorder
Bird mononucleosis
Bird chronic fatigue syndrome
Bird subacute carbon monoxide poisoning
Bird dengue fever