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All posts tagged
christmas-music
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December 21, 2023An Open Letter to People Who Hate the Paul McCartney Song “Wonderful Christmastime”
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December 20, 2022“Santa Claus Is Coming to Town,” Edited by Twenty-First-Century Parents
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December 20, 2021“It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like March 2020”
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December 16, 2020The Cashier from “The Christmas Shoes” Breaks His Silence
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October 29, 2020Out-of-Season Christmas Music Is a Menace, and the Christmas Commission Will Protect You
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December 16, 2019Dr. Manhattan’s 12 Days of Christmas
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December 18, 2018The Twelve Days of Workplace Christmas, Annotated By the Corporate Communications Department
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December 12, 2018Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” as Written by Walt Whitman
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December 13, 2017Academia-Themed Holiday Songs
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December 6, 2017“Baby It’s Cold Outside (December 2017 Version)”
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