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All posts tagged
cars
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May 1, 2024We’re Raising Your Auto Insurance Because You Insist on Driving Your Car
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February 2, 2024An Open Letter to the Driving Examiner Who Flunked My Kid
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January 2, 2024You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
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December 8, 2023Saying Yes to Every Add-On at Jiffy Lube
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October 12, 2023For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Walk Across This Crosswalk
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September 5, 2023Our Self-Driving Cars Will Save Countless Lives, But They Will Kill Some of You First
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June 12, 2023Our RV Has a Kitchen, Bedroom, Bathroom, and Plenty of Space for Our Seven Children
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March 23, 2023For Sale: Fast Car
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January 12, 2023I’m Here to Buy a Car that Will Compensate for My Enormous Vagina
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November 18, 2022I’m the Owner of the Car Aboard the Titanic, and I Demand to Know Who Had Sex in It