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Listicles for People Exactly Like You

Rufi Thorpe is having a fever dream that involves writing books and parenting two small boys. Maybe you wouldn’t be so cold if you would put your penis away. She writes novels, including her latest, Dear Fang, With Love. You should probably buy five or six copies, just to be on the safe side.