Articles by

Robert Vetter

Robert Vetter is a humorist and dating app ghostwriter whose work has appeared in The Hard Times, Slackjaw, and more. He writes dry satire and very earnest romantic proposals.

January 12, 2023

Reviews of New Food: CinnaFUEGO Toast Crunch

by Robert Vetter
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Reviews of New Food: Kalua Pork Spring Rolls

by Robert Vetter

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by Jared Bilski and Talia Argondezzi
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