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Articles by

Matt Fotis

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Matt is a theatre professor, author, dad, husband, and other stuff. He writes about comedy, politics, and sports.

June 28, 2022

I’m the Last Bottle of Ketchup at Mar-a-Lago and I Live in a State of Constant Fear

by Matt Fotis
June 12, 2020

Flag Day Desperately Hopes Trump Forgets It Exists This Year

by Matt Fotis

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May 10, 2024

What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today

by Jared Bilski and Talia Argondezzi
May 9, 2024

Deciphering Your Daughter’s “MOM” Texts

by Dani Bostick
May 17, 2024

The Handmaid’s Tale or Harrison Butker’s Commencement Speech?

by Miriam Jayaratna
May 16, 2024

An Open Letter to Whoever Keeps Making My Wife Laugh on Slack

by Dan Herg

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May 20, 2024

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by Gwynna Forgham-Thrift
May 20, 2024

Chronicles of a Catsitter: King Fluff, Ding Dong, Pilaf, and Freddy

by Mai Tran
May 20, 2024

So Sorry! Just Seeing Your Ransom Note Now

by Mike Langley
May 17, 2024

If Trump Wins, I’m Going to Have to Move to Canada to Be Closer to My Long-Distance Girlfriend, Lisa

by Adam Dietz and Troy Doetch