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Matt Claus

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Matt lives in Kalamazoo (which really does exist), Michigan (which really is a state), with his wife (who really seems too good to be true). His work has appeared in Esquire, FHM, and that one awful poetry journal back in college.

August 5, 2019

White Nationalist or White Noise Machine?

by Matt Claus
February 12, 2018

PBS Program or Something Liam Neeson Would Say to a Burrito Immediately Before Eating It?

by Matt Claus

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