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Articles by
Madeleine Trebenski
Madeleine Trebenski is the author of DO I FEEL BETTER YET?: QUESTIONABLE ATTEMPTS AT SELF-CARE AND EXISTING IN GENERAL and her work is included in the collection EMBRACE THE MERCILESS JOY: THE MCSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY GUIDE TO REARING SMALL, MEDIUM, AND LARGE CHILDREN. Her work has also appeared in The New Yorker, Outside Magazine, and on Elizabeth Banks’ “My Body, My Podcast.”
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