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Janine Zeitlin

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Janine Zeitlin is a writer and ex-yoga teacher living in South Florida.

May 15, 2018

The Deadline Approaches to Submit a Proposal to That #BIG Writers Conference!

by Janine Zeitlin, Lyn Millner, and Artis Henderson
July 20, 2017

How to Do a Headstand While Wearing Concealed Carry Yoga Pants

by Janine Zeitlin

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May 10, 2024

What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today

by Jared Bilski and Talia Argondezzi
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