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Hannah Matthews
Hannah Matthews is an artist, musician, photographer and writer based in Portland, Maine. Her work can be found in BUST magazine and on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. She herself can usually be found in the kitchen baking pies, in the woods with her dog, or on the internet yelling about stuff.
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