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Emma Kernahan

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Emma Kernahan lives in the UK, where she is a support worker and freelance writer. Emma has two small children and a beach-ready body.

April 1, 2019

How to Have a Beach-Ready Body That Is Eight Feet Tall and Weighs 190 Pounds of Blind, Nightmarish Fury

by Emma Kernahan

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by Jared Bilski and Talia Argondezzi
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by Dani Bostick
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by Mike Lacher and Brian Moore
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