McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
Articles by
Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles.
-
January 28, 2019I Am So Progressive That I Am Already Preparing My 2020 Protest Vote For Donald Trump
-
December 13, 2018We’re the Board of Directors for The Polar Express and We’re Begging the President: Get to Infrastructure Week Already
-
July 25, 2017Other Meetings Jared Kushner Has Attended Without Realizing What They Were
-
May 23, 2017Casting Call for Universal’s Rebooted Sexy Lady Monster Universe
-
January 16, 2017The Young Pope Walks Into a Bar…
-
November 15, 2016Clearing Up the Confusion Surrounding Valley High’s Homecoming King Selection Process
-
October 31, 2016I Don’t Know What That Book Was Talking About, My Pet Sematary is Great!
-
July 7, 2016All of Your Internet Petitions Have Been Approved!
Trending 🔥
Recently
-
May 17, 2024If Trump Wins, I’m Going to Have to Move to Canada to Be Closer to My Long-Distance Girlfriend, Lisa
-
May 17, 2024Excerpts from The Believer:: Take the W: Entry Points
-
May 17, 2024The Handmaid’s Tale or Harrison Butker’s Commencement Speech?
-
May 16, 2024Hi, Architectural Digest, Welcome to My Home (That I Don’t Live In)