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Alice M. Phillips

Alice Phillips lives in Columbia, SC with her husband and two children. She is a recovering lawyer known for her skill in identifying improperly italicized punctuation.

June 1, 2023

An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”

by Alice M. Phillips

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What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today

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